The whole time I am watching internally screaming: “No, noooo, goodness this is awkward... stop... just, no. Stop. Please stop. This is so awkward. Who wrote this scene? Stop looking at her boobs. Stop. No. Aww, hand kiss. No.”

QUICK EVERYONE START MEMORIZING THE BOOKS BEFORE THEY ARE ALL BURNED

Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Joseph Smith used this exact same strategy to start the entire Mormon religion.

Thank you, it is very taxing on my eyeballs and think box.

Carrie Fisher is a phenomenal writer. I read Postcards from the Edge and Surrender the Pink and Delusions of Grandma as a teen and more than many things (and I read a lot of things), they made me feel a lot less alone. People have been such dickheads to her of late because she dared to age past 19 and yet she is still…

I can corroborate that! My mom had 2 boys and 2 girls. I was her second pregnancy, and she said the HG was worse than the first (which she didn’t even think was possible).

Preach it, sister! Let’s just say that I drank a fuck ton of prune juice during that time.

It’s not that great. You lose nausea and gain constipation and horrible headaches

Just typed up and deleted an awful story about pregnancy nausea because that isn’t what you need. I’m so sorry you are going through this. :(

I had HG (like, super horrific bed rest inducing morning sickness) when I was pregnant. I was given nutrients and something that basically made me sleep for 18 hours every few days. It was goddamn horrible. Like, the worst physical experience of my life.

I had HG with my first...I lost 30lbs in the span of 4 weeks and was briefly hospitalized to replace lost fluids and provide Compazine through the IV. I spent the remainder of my pregnancy taking Compazine, but there is also Phenergan and Zofran. You have to weigh the benefits with any medication you take during…

Mary Roach is a fantastic writer who covers non-fiction topics in a really relatable way. I love her books.

They’re a great for my favorite game: gay or Canadian? Or bonus: both!

I honestly thought both of them were gay, so it’ll be easy for me to forget one of them is married to a woman, let alone which one it is.

This is what happens when you feed delusion.

John Waters had this one right the other night when he said, “I hate people that say, ‘I’m leaving the country’, go ahead, no one cares!”