Just did the math — I’ve been disgusted by Sean Penn for six years longer than his new girlfriend has been alive.

I agree with you. Poor fucking woman.

• Christina Aguilera once “called a staffer from the other end of the house to get something like a towel that was mere feet away from her.”

We’ve just hit 20 years. We call it “no backsies”

Who are these people? Charlie Puth? That’s a made up name, right? A character from a Dickensian novel, a down on his luck kid, with a godfather looking out for him.

per TMZ: Calvin Harris leaving his studio

Instead of meals, eat snacks. Twelve almonds a day, one every hour or so, and then spend the other twelve hours sleeping to take your mind off the gnawing hunger in your gut.

I spotted him on a Dobie Gillis rerun around the time Ishtar came out and was all daaaaamn:

He insists there is wild hyperbole in his reputation as a manslut

i’m even a sucker for some good tummy hair. goddamn. it’s so masculine ooooof.

That’s exactly the strategy--it was outlined in a recent Vanity Fair article about the secret behind celeb splits. Liev and Naomi probably also employed the tactic of hammering every detail of the split and custody out before they announced. They probably broke up a while ago and were just wating for the right time to…

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

Tolerating each other’s bullshit since 1993 over here.

My husband and I have been a couple since 1998. There are days when we annoy the Hell out of each other, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. We work well as a team. My only advice: find hobbies you can partake in together, and find hobbies you can partake in on your own.

Nothing - I’m a big fan of what Jolie does. I’m just a little more skeptical of using her as a faculty member instead of - say - a woman academic actually FROM one of these war-torn countries. It seems a little cynical and not really inclusive on the part of the university, seeing that Jolie has neither academic…

Stages of reaction to Jolie at LSE:

Not to be a naysayer, but how in God’s name is Angefreakinlina Jolie qualified to teach at the London School of Economics?!?!?

Their kids’ clothes are terrific. They have really generous sizing (unlike old navy) and the clothes are cute and fun and well made. My giant 8 yo daughter (she’s about 4'10" and wears a size 6 1/2 shoe) can still get cute dresses and skorts there. And their winter coats are the BEST. We live in Minnesota so coats…

My son has a partially paralyzed arm from a birth injury. He is unable to wear “normal” jeans because he can’t do the zipper and button. Land’s End is the only place I can find elastic waist pants that look like regular jeans. They also have several other colors he can wear. They’ve been a lifesaver for us.