Awwwww, this makes me sad for your pops. He sounds lonely. I agree with the “almost wholesome” milfor statement lol.

I said “Oh! I’m Sorry.” and closed the door. The next day I apologized to him for invading his privacy and installed a locking doorknob on his door. We never spoke of it again.

You need a bell like hikers use for bears.

I have a 12-year old son. I usually tap on the door and say, “stop playing with your wiener, I’m coming in!”. That does the trick.

My mom walked in on me AS I was...climaxing. my back was to her and she said “if you give that computer viruses I’m gonna kick your ass!” I was like “...you can close the door ANY TIME!!!!”

I walked into my 13 year old sons room when he was spanking the monkey. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

I once accidentally watched Mulholland Drive with my dad. I had to leave the room.

noooooo

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

My parents having sex on the floor of the living room when I was a kid. They don’t know I saw them. It was late at night about 30 years ago, I was supposed to be asleep, and I can still picture it like it was yesterday. I remember thinking “you will never unsee this.” And I was right.

Team Jennifer

Burke Ramsey, who is now 29, has been the subject of but one of the many theories surrounding JonBenét’s death, but none of those theories has ever been proven in court, and Burke has categorically denied his involvement, most recently on a broadcast with Dr. Phil.

Highly recommend James Kolar’s Foreign Faction, which goes more in depth into the physical evidence as well as the inconsistencies in the Ramseys’ statements.

MFM? Are you a fellow murderino??

It’s because we’re actually very, very stable, and these aren’t our issues.”

also there is no way you could convince me that he wears deoderant

So many times a week does everyone accidentally go to Gawker? I’m sitting at 2-4. Slowly getting better.

Don’t be sad, being petite is awesome! We’re the only people who are comfortable on airplanes and don’t bang our heads downstairs on ships. :-)

That second one is amazing. I snorted.