Agreed. She behaved like an absolute knob but I despise never-ending internet era beat-ups, even if the target is worthy of condemnation.

Each of these photos is hilarious if you replace the last noun in their inane commentary with “cocaine”:

That was my thought. He´s the one doing something cool, she´s just standing there like a dip.

god, calvin. i’m embarrassed for you.

Looks more like the bastard offspring of an unfortunate threeway involving Macauley Culkin, Marilyn Manson, and Jared Leto’s Joker of which all participants are deeply, deeply ashamed.

Yeah it’s kinda faintly bleachy

I cannot conceive how this can possibly be true for any adult. They ride up your crotch/buttcrack when you bend over or sit down or curl up, and they require you to strip naked in order to pee. It is the height of discomfort and inconvenience.

1. I refuse to accept a Midweek Madness without a Double Creature.

took the words out of my mouth!

The shoplifting thing was in 2001?

But only 25% of the time.

It’s worth pointing out that Marie Stopes is the UK’s private abortion provider. English women can still get abortions anywhere, anytime for free on the NHS as long as they don’t mind having less flexibility in appointment times.

Sean Combs can’t math.

Fingerbanging his ego alone must take up a good 40% of your day.

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This Twiddles bullshit is all to take the heat off Taylor’s boob job.

She’s almost a year old, now, but this is Roxie 10 months ago! She was so grumpy-looking at first, and so tiny! Now she’s sixty pounds, hard to believe!

Is there a place for us to go should that happen? Another blog structured site where we could become Jez 2.0 even if it’s all written by the commenters? A place where the Kardashians can’t find us?