You..and my mother in law.

yikes

•Jay Z had better not Monica Lewinski all over this dope-ass dress Yoncé wore while on the prowl in New York. [Daily Mail]

Full disclosure: total crush on Moose.

Fortunately the fire wasn't practicing proper ujjayi breathing, severely limiting its oxygen supply.

replace Cooper with Mark Ruffalo

Damn, that guy's case was mishandled. What the hell happened to "innocent until proven guilty?"

Agreed. One of the things I love about my husband is his absolute willingness to always be the sink cleaner because touching it makes me gag and cry and pour scalding water over my hands to wash off the gross.

Okay I was trying to think of my pitfall and this is mine too. Will I stay on top of the laundry? Hell yes. Will I fold it and put it away? NOPE.

My husband hates me because:

Counteracted with bone broth, no doubt.

I like Kelly Clarkson—I do—but Tracy Chapman is the absolute best and there's no way anyone could compare to her. Ever.

Boyfriends of mine have always told me I looked cute in sweats. They often get that gleam in their eyes while saying it.

Wow - Molly looks great. The blonde is working for her.

Molly Ringwald looks 25 in this pic! If she's (naturally) pregnant, that is quite impressive, as she's 47 years old. But, again — looks 25, and not in a bad, botoxed way.

I can't wear red because I have purple hair and look like an opposite world version of those sassy old red hat ladies.

Nah, don't think I will, thanks.

to quote Ray Gillette, "Nobody's THAT gay."

Hah! Nice try, Amber but I'm still gay.

"I've always had this image of Madonna with platinum hair in my references folder on my computer and I've been waiting a long time to try the look."