I don't think she actually watched Shawshank Redemption...

Actor James Garner of Maverick and The Rockford Files TV series, but probably best known to our generation as Old Duke from The Notebook

THE CHAIN. OUTSIDE the turtleneck. MOTHER OF GOD.

My favorite description of him is when Erin called him "a tribal arm band tattoo that willed itself into becoming a full-fledged human man." But yours is easily #2.

omg I can SO see this being chock full of love letters and nudie pics (obvs with a label-maker sign saying "PROPERTY OF JOHN. STAY OUT. THAT MEANS YOU CALEB")

John Mayer has a bang box that he brings out when with friends? How would that even be convenient? Does it have a handle? IS IT A CABOODLES?

Re: TLC and Rihanna, just another example of the generational divide when it comes to women and open displays of sexuality.

You have to coat your stomach first with a thick layer of beer.

I did not watch this because I knew Fred Armisen was going to be on it. I loathe him. It bothers me that so many people I adore like him and think he is a comedic genius that they just have to invite onto their project. For me, he is the ultimate comedy cock-blocker. I will admit to liking his Prince impression on SNL.

CAPTAIN AND TENILLE. Seriously, they have a monopoly on that movies-about-sisterhood-and-family soundtrack game.

I would be impressed if they emulated Kermit and Miss Piggy.

I know Beyonce & Jay have no obligation to act like role models and it was a fantasy sequence, but it was pretty damn disappointing to see the amount of guns they were cavorting around with in that video.

"...families have problems and we are no different."

I think it revolves around Beyonce because of her reaction after the altercation. She just witnessed her sister assault her husband, but she walks out of the elevator smiling, as though nothing happened. It's a bit chilling, because it shows that she is projecting a persona, and her smile is not always a smile. I just…

Is there a difference between a Pantsapreneur and a Venture Pantsapalist?

Steven, 30, snowboard product developer a guy who tests snowboards so he can have free gear from Encinitas, CA

He's what it would look like if you raised a Cupie doll on nothing but corn, steaks, and creatine.

I don't know but that top picture just looks heartbreaking to me for some reason.