Kind of shitty of you guys to identify Tyler with personally identifying information, while redacting the real asshole's name.

It was a long time ago, but between carrying a full academic load and working 30+ hours per week, I didn't have time to go to many parties when I was in college. And I sure didn't have the time to write such an amazing mass of drivel.

Because of Gilda's death though, there has been a greater push to understand ovarian cancer and its genetic components, as well as better screening for it especially among women with Ashkenazi Jewish heritage. Her death was an absolute tragedy and I so wish she could have been there last night to celebrate the show…

I miss Phil Hartman so much. I also miss Chris Farley. Both their deaths make me sad, for different reasons.

I miss Gilda.

I shrieked with glee when I saw Tina, Amy and that ignorant slut Jane Curtin* behind the Weekend Update desk. While I thought the actual bits tried waaaay too hard, I loved seeing the three of those smart, funny badasses sitting up there.

Man, it takes some brass balls to step into those shoes.

More cute than insane. Waiting back stage at the Kennedy Center Honors, just me and Tom Hanks. He was waiting for his cue to enter, and I was the first to places for the choir entrance. Mr. Hanks was watching the backstage monitor as the house camera panned the audience. When the camera landed on Rita Wilson, Mr.…

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

oh god what if the kid got away with like

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

I looked at a car there last month and regretted it. Super bro-y. The salesman kept disappearing, leaving me waiting at the desk for at least five minutes at a time, even when I just asked for a business card. He and his manager tried every trick in the book to keep from giving me a price. I eventually gave them a…

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

Pizza guy.

To the people harassing the pizza guy:

On the several occasions that I've paid with the company card, I always make a point to tip more than usual. It's not my money, so I don't lose much sleep.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.