Who exactly matters? The thousands of young black people shot by other black people this year in Chicago?!

Uh no, dude. You are misunderstanding me. I mean they were taking out the trash IN THE OFFICE. Not doing some evidence tech shit.

Gawker is to your left. Oh wait, nevermind.

SA’s may say that in public but in reality agents still rule the roost. It wasn’t that long ago that intel analysts were literally taking out the trash as one of their extra duties.

...and Toronto is not. Always good when arrogant dipshits like Bautista and obnoxious fans lose.

Dipshit Blue Jays fans make this sound kind of reasonable.

Speaking of Clive Owen and BMW’s, the commercials he starred in for them remain some of the best out there. These two were my faves: