Judging by the way he’s called a goalie the “keeper” and referred to periods as “quarters” I'd say no.

Still better than Redford writing about hockey

Good Kinja.

That dive was so blatant I expected a 2000 word article by Billy Haisley on it.

The Islanders had a promotion the late 70s/early 80s where if the team scored 5 goals, you could redeem your ticket for a bowl of chili at Wendy’s. One night they beat the Rangers 10-5 and Wendy’s gave everyone double chili.

Guys, he's just a kid having fun out there.