More Astonishing Tales of the Sea...

I prefer "bottom boob". Is there a twitter account for that?

Best movie ever.

All you'll ever need.

This is San Francisco?

TRUE!

Oooh... "Bombers Curve". That sounds pretty cool but I couldn't find any reference to it on Google.

"I guess we'll just have to watch it and judge for ourselves."

I hope a terrorist never incercepts MY plane!

That installation video narrator sounds kinda familiar...

My money's on "sci fi stories" and "page-fillers". Seems there's always a new get-your-hopes-up magic bullet in the works, but little-to-nothing ever seems to come of them.

...and made a new friend!

Get a tripod you handcam whores!!

Haven't we already had this for quite a while now?

I guess this

Ice can move.

You can't hug children with nuclear arms.

Iron Mike agrees.

Stop getting my hopes up with these "cancer's on it's way out" articles. Been reading them forever and I've grown immune to them.

So, all deaf people are insane, apparently?