Bless your heart.

He’s been consistently shitty for at least 20 years. Admittedly, I liked his tired act at one point in my life, but I was also 17 at the time and a total dumbass.

Don’t you think the face wipe to the devil is kinda harsh? I know he’s probably done some stuff you may not agree with, and in 2016, with this vicious internet culture we all have to navigate through — a culture where every word, typed or spoken, every picture, video or snapshot — is under such intense scrutiny that…

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Your life or laptop?