Bless your heart.

He’s been consistently shitty for at least 20 years. Admittedly, I liked his tired act at one point in my life, but I was also 17 at the time and a total dumbass.

Don’t you think the face wipe to the devil is kinda harsh? I know he’s probably done some stuff you may not agree with, and in 2016, with this vicious internet culture we all have to navigate through — a culture where every word, typed or spoken, every picture, video or snapshot — is under such intense scrutiny that…

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.