As always it’s nice to see brands, corporations, and advertisers develop a conscience... just as soon as market research says it’s safe to do so. 

How about just “Fob Robber Foiled By Ford Flatfoot”

I don’t think any of this is good or beneficial long-term, but if we’re gonna do this then let’s do this.

Pop sold his ‘67 Vette 327 in the early ‘70s to pay for law school, and to be able to afford another rugrat (me).

Yub-yub, Commander.

My wife says the same thing about me.

“Suddenly, cars everywhere were sporting Dordt plates”

The first mighty labor of the NEMECA will be towing the J10 from Wilmington to the Torch-lair. A crucial structural piece of rust will fall off David’s car and strand it at the docks.

More likely a burn down .

Wait, I feel like you already said, but which LEGO set? I’m probably cracking open the Batmobile this weekend, finally.

I’ll probably alternate between Star Trek Online and No Man’s Sky. I’ve been on a space adventure kick lately. I’m might finally start playing Mass Effect Andromeda. I’m open to suggestions for other games space games.

Adjustable air suspension + 11 years old = Brave Sir Robbin running away as fast as his coconuts can carry him.

Objectively Best In Show. Him commenting along with the snooty Brit completely steals the show.  But that is too easy so I'll say his guest appearance on the Simpson's was gold.  In an episode where Rupert Murdock and the great Dolly Parton show up, the fact he's the most memorable says a lot. 

It did in 19 dickety two.  We had to say dickety because the Kaiser took our word for twenty. 

That’s what happens when you choose a boring username Dave.

Funny, I think a lot of Jalopnik articles are bitchy lately. I know there’s not much new and good car stuff around, but they seem to be looking for anything to complain about. 

You know I bet a lot of revered captains of industry in the past were prone to narcissism, ridiculous statements, being an idiot when opining outside of their areas of expertise and many of the same flaws that Musk displays. They just didn’t have the ability to publicize these things in an instant from a handheld…

Doh’eth!

I’ll be the Gen X offcast and say to this day I don’t understand the love for “The Goonies” (BTTF iss perfect, of course).