WV fan #1: Man, that’s just like kissing your sister.

only about 400 fans showed up

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

at school

probably because of that big fuckin black shape in front of his face

You know what *does* belong in a museum? Hobby Lobby’s views on birth control.

Sure, half a pound of weed and a gun sounds bad, but Rice Jr. probably won’t get in any trouble for this, especially since his stepmom used to be the governor of Alaska.

your mom doesn’t mind being told

i just said Tokyo Sexwale out loud like 400 times, and now it’s in my lexicon and will use it every conversation i ever have

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

Played a little high school ball, didjya fellas?

The context created in the mind of a frustrated idiot who is pissed that he has to look around the room before telling a racist joke.

This is really unfair to Coleman, especially since he hasn’t heard the victim’s side of the story.

The rampage ended when Johnson was given a “super vitamin” that turned him into a mild-mannered, peace loving gigantic lizard.

was he by any chance carrying a small pellet gun?

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.