Abbot is incapable of imagining anything that doesn't make selfish rich wankers even wealthier. He is dangerously stupid.

So, we should expect a new civil war between the supporters of Queen Elizabeth II and the supporters of Michael Ibsen and those of Wendy Duldig? If so, I'm hoping the result is Queen Wendy. That would be hilarious.

Gigantic JP fan here, and Im loving this. I got excited and made a really in depth trailer breakdown:

My god that is the missing piece to the equation...

Good looks + $(billions) x Salmon Ladder = Romantic

Hahaha, yeah, I thought of that very scene with the "shutity-up-up-up" line. Capaldi channelling Malcolm Tucker through the Doctor. Simple brilliance.

Well, obviously, this guy has to be a serious contender:

That garden. The fountain. Looked like a console in the middle of a Tardis?

People have developed the remarkable ability to both enjoy his programs while also believing that he is The Worst. They somehow attribute the things they don't like with Stupid Nasty Moffat, and the good things with the actors/characters themselves as though they thought of their own great phrases, emotional tilts,…

because Moffat just isn't terribly good.

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Some pretty epic deaths this Ep

We should start some related research: Why do Japanese whaling boats keep bursting into flames and sinking?

I bet the title will contain either "Awakens" "Peril" or "Journey".