Tell me about it.  Great article length too.  Drew me in, was informative, well written, and surprising without being a billion words long.

Being a team player, not questioning orders, wage suppression, universal health care...sounds like college sports are clearly just a front to indoctrinate kids into the CPUSA.

Just for fun, someone should tell these 40 something coaches who act like they grew up in the 1950's that being a team player is just a harbinger of becoming a full fledged socialist. It would confuse the shit out of them for a few minutes

I like how they picked 5 developing countries to sue instead of the major developed polluters.

I would hardly call it a vanity project for her, and she was adamant in the press conference announcing the suit that reporters ask other kids questions. 

See that light in the distance? Your head is so far up your own ass you’re actually seeing the light coming in from your own mouth.

The reason they chose those 5 is because they agreed to allow themselves to be subject to hearing legal complaints made against them for not holding up their commitments. That’s why those kids chose to make the complaint. The major developed polluters (particularly the US and China), however, did not sign the…

Too soon but only because I didn’t come up with that first

Subway has reached out to his agent on his availability.

“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Your mom probably knows all this already

It’s an NFL pregame show. They hire these guys to discuss football, not solve the world’s problems.

Are you saying you don’t want to hear Boomer Esiasson and Phil Simms discuss the intricacies of a sexual assault allegation?

In fairness to your complaining emailers... Is it possible the female writer they actually want fired from Deadspin is Billy Haisley?

I DON’T ROLL ON SHABBOS!

You’re allowed to stay if you want to lol

Eight total comments and two of them are your take on Antifa. 

People say the same shit about Black Lives Matter. They don’t know what it means, or what it sounds like might mean something else...

It was, in fact, a social-democratic paramilitary group in Weimar Germany that fought (literally) both communists and fascists, but yeah, if I were making up a fictional fascist group, I’d call it the Iron Front.