Preach. - A father of three adopted children

I think Dan Savage is spot-on. When someone says they aren’t ready for commitment, there’s almost always an unsaid “...with you” at the end. Most people tell white lies, because saying “I don’t like you anymore” is harsh.

Ugh. Are there ANY long-term Hollywood couples to root for anymore?

I volunteer to be the much younger woman! Sorry, husband.

Prediction: Hamm will be married to a much younger woman, and become a father within a couple of years.

Hamm Sandy is the best relationship name ever

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are probably going to break up.

Yeah, but you can actually afford to go on family vacation if you only have one kid.

I feel like you grew up in a family where they didn’t play Punch Buggy.

Exhausting full-day day camp FOR THE WIN! WeePiglet goes to theater camp from 8A-5P, 5 days a week. She is wrecked when I pick her up and usually falls asleep in the car on the way home. By the time she’s had dinner and a shower, she’s ready for bed. No screens, hurrah!

My mom put me in day camp every summer from age 5 to 11. That worked.

and also every scene with the little boy because it was as if gavroche never died in Les Mis and i was watching a sequel

That was the best part of the movie, and every Meryl Streep moment.

I would watch a movie about this Prince Charming

I once met him in a hotel bar (true story, y’all get real jealous now). He was playing piano and singing - SO HOT. When my friend and I discovered it was him, we sneakily tried to take a picture of ourselves with him in the background. He totally busted us - he sauntered over and said: girls, if you want a picture…

I feel like I could fairly accurately communicate all my sexual preferences, orientation and fantasies using only this gif. It basically diagrams my libido in one single 5-second loop.

Goldblum is hotter than Hemsworth. #fact