I mean, that's why I broke up with him.

Greg Wise is a silver fox.

it's ok to start drinking

I think Midnight in Paris is his only genuinely good movie. And even then the ending — spoilers, etc. — in which the 40-something lead decides it's just easier to shack up with a girl in her early 20s than deal with "older" (read:30-something) women and all of their thoughts and personalities drives me crazy to this…

Nothing gives me worse phone anxiety than voicemail. I hate calling or answering the phone but I truly loathe voicemail. Our phone system at work just got "upgraded" and the voicemail is broken and it's been absolutely wonderful.

UM. this is my dream service. i want to throw a wedding rull bad, but i am 0% interested in that married life. can i invite my friends, though, to a rowdy reception in all our finery? that's key.

Skip Scientology, join the Church of Pay My Mortgage. We offer salvation for the low, low price of $1,140 per month - bonus upgrade to super salvation if you take on at least one utility bill as well.

I LIVE for breakup Facebook statuses don't you dare take this away from me.

I mean, maybe, we don't have to completely forget about his butt.

Can I just tell you that when I saw Alan Alda I jumped out of my chair and screamed "ALAN ALDA!!! OMG THERE'S ALAN ALDA!!!" And then I got super teary because he looked so happy to be there. I am a hundred years old.

Yeah I feel sad even fixing it. Dong Arts and Crafts is going to be the name of my new Lifestyle Blog.

I'm trying to imagine Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson trying to hold a conversation at a family get together... All I can picture is Tracee drinking lots of wine.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

I think Arya will end up with the widest array of different looks of any character in the series.

Everything outside Nintendo was a disappointment in general, ever since Mario Kart 8 and Hyrule Warriors my U has been getting the love it deserves.

How much do I pay for this service to go to the gym & do my work out for me?

Here is Ariane Grande being carried to her Mommy & Me class by one of the concierges:

I mean, the movie is probably crap, but it's pretty nuts to imagine that Sony was so willing to pull the rug out from under a release due to anonymous threats.

Correction— just looked at his bio. I'm going to suggest college first.