Back when I was in high school, my married mother told me that she didn't care if I lived with a guy without marrying him. And that if I wanted to have kids without a husband or long-term boyfriend, she'd totes help me raise them.

The only thing Millennials need to know about the 80's is this guy:

Anybody who's not doing what I'm doing to maintain the lifestyle I'm maintaining is obviously doing it wrong. I'll be over here. Judging.

Next step: condescending Facebook shares and diatribes!

The show was fantastic for the first 3 or 4 seasons. It was fresh, funny and original. It's been going on too long but some of us got stuck because of how good it had been.

I just want to see the episode when Ted finally turns into Bob Saget.

listening to Americans talk about "doing something" about mental health care is like listening to that lazy roommate talk about how he's going to turn his life around.

Paintball hurts, though. Laser tag has less pain.

And what is UP with Splash Mountain having Puritanical, side-by-side seats in their logs? Lapsies or GTFO.

Idris Elba as Shere Khan??

I fucking love Mellie Grant. I mean, would I actually want to know her in real life? No. But I love that she's allowed to be a scheming, plotting, conniving little beast, just like all the boys are. And also she has phenomenal hair.

I'm the fattest person in Boulder! Haha. We also get a lot of professional runners and triathletes who move here for training - so perhaps that also helps our numbers ; ).

Here to say as someone that is dealing with being cheating on and healing the relationship you feel like a fool, liar, fraud. No one actually perceives you that way but it is how some of us feel.

I was just going to post an eyeroll GIF before I remembered that I had this in my folder. This works, too.

I just found out my disdain for May/December movie couples extends to gay movie couples as well!

Yeah, but I would totally do Voldemort.

My ultimate guilty pleasure are the McDonald's hashbrowns. I haven't had them since high school, but I love them so much. I now have an intense craving for McDonald's. THANKS, OBAMA.

Ugh, I want to see the Lego movie SO BAD. I just watched the Lego Batman one and I loved it and I now want to drag myself to a theatre to see this one, but no one is awesome enough to go with me. It sucks, because the boy would have gone with me, but he's far away, and I don't feel like going to see this kind of movie…

Spaceship!!