Current fleet, newest to oldest:

“She was asking for it, look at the way she was dressed.” - You, probably.

I’ll keep this in mind next time the March for Life disrupts my commute.

If you are in a car and deliberately driving into a protest, you are the problem.

If you need one, yes.

Maybe she needs to be replaced by someone who understands that “The blacks” and “People” are the same thing.

Neutral: Toyota Tundra StepSide

I was more pissed off when they nixxed the turbo 5 pot.  The sound from those motors when uncorked is so unique.

This is Peak Truck. This is perfect truck. Why trucks ever changed into the bloated luxo-barge daily family haulers they are today, i don’t know.

This is simple, dependable, and gets the job done.  All you need, nothing you don’t.  Absolutely worth every single penny.  Im having a hard time not buying this thing....

The Nissan owners were too busy napping in those boring ass old cars to notice any problems.

To be fair to dodge how many problems can their 2 cars have after 13+ years in production?  I figure those should be worked out by now

if i see so much as a paralegal; hell, even a goddamn intern, i am turning this car around!

Looks like it would fit perfectly on a Changli chassis.

I’ll preface all this by saying that it’s pretty hard to give a shit about cars right now!

I will forever associate this car with low, to mid-level drug dealers making the move from marijuana and crack, to cocaine and smack right before getting busted and the car ending up in a police impound lot and then later auctioned-off to yet another low to mid-level dealer who puts aftermarket, OZ rims on it, before…

even when it’s heart is not pumping gasoline at a few thousand RPM’s per second.

This reads like 7th grade english assignment.

He’s got to keep the white walkers happy.

Vans are more practical for pretty much everything you just mentioned.