I walked into my office break room on my birthday in 2014 and, while heating up some lunch, glanced over at a cork board and saw a solitary coupon that said “Free Movie on Your Birthday.” I snagged it and went back to my desk to eat my lunch and browse some movie times. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes was starting…

That. Was. So. AWESOME. Yeah, my theater had a similar reaction! I think the elderly chatty woman dropped her popcorn at that part.

Plate of shrimp - I’m watching The West Wing right now. Just finished the kidnapping/vp pick of cowboy Bob. It’s my happy place and I’m pretending it’s the news.

Sadly, this would multiply his knowledge of how the government works many times over.

I for one welcome our new Ape Overlords.

Serena Joy was based on Tammy Faye Baker, I think, but you’re right: this generation has Coulter and Conway in that exalted female prison-camp-matron role.

Look, IDGAF what Trump chooses to do in his “spare time”. Yes, absolutely Presidents have a right to leisure activities. However, producing a TV show is a job, not a leisure activity. Not only is it a job, it’s a job that creates a DIRECT CONFLICT OF INTEREST with NBC. Any and all reporting done by NBC, affiliates,…

To be fair, Wikileaks and the GOP both have a real fondness for white guys who rape. So who even knows what else they have in common!

Just once....just once I want one of these fatuous interviewers to Trump Ol’ Kellyanne, and not let her constantly deflect and turn it onto the Democrats. Just shout “WRONG!” in the middle of her diatribe and get her off balance a bit. Or just start yelling “YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!”.

Not ‘talking’ exactly, but the collective GASP let out by every person in the theater when Ceasar said “NO” has to be one of the most amazing things I’ve ever experienced in a movie theater.

Yeah I mean, at this point, let the apes take over. They will probably do just as well, if not better, than Trump.

Am I the only one who thought that Dawn was, in fact, not good, but ridiculous and maudlin and super-forgettable besides? I liked the first one just fine, but the second one mostly made me roll my eyes and wonder why most blockbusters these days have to take themselves way, way too seriously and feature washed out…

I was rooting for them from the beginning. Humans are overrated.

Start rooting for the apes? I have been for a while.

For a franchise that I have not actually seen except for parts of the 1st one, , that trailer got me ridiculously pumped up as if the thought of apes destroying us is the most welcome idea of this year.

War for the Planet of the Apes 2017: In which we all kind of start rooting for the apes.

I never watched the original Planet of the Apes, or the Tim Burton one, but me and my siblings decided to see the first one when it came out. I remember when this scene happened, the entire theatre was so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. I think that is the sign of a good movie.

I think he means that serum(?) that Franco made in the first film that made the apes intelligent.

I didn’t want to subjugate humankind to the whims of murderous apes, but after that email thing, I just couldn’t quite trust Hillary.