This man won a Stanley Cup. Phil is not just cool. Phil is a goddamn hero

I know I’ve posted it before, but....

I only had to read the first 4 words of this article’s title to know it was bullshit.

Although I agree everyone is their own person and has a right to their own opinions, you cannot ignore the fact that it does reflect poorly upon one’s spouse to act out like that. It invites criticism, warranted or not. And honestly, it’s kind of disrespectful to the other spouse to say things in public that they…

Rearranged: Bike Does Not Enjoy Rex and Rob Ryan Tandem Ride.

Oh, if only there were still mills in Blawnox (I’m from the region as well.)

That’s the middle eight: Kuhnhackl, Hagelin, Kuhnhackl, Hagelin

$240 worth of pudding.

I’m a bit surprised Kessel didn’t win the Conn Smythe. Maybe they didn’t want the guy who won it to look like my plumber.

It’s an endorsement unless a few people are there to witness Big Ben saying no. Besides that, did you see the way Roethlisberger was dressed*? The guy was just asking for the chance to endorse Trump like the slut he is.

They only support them while they are actively killing brown people. They don’t give a shit about them as soon as they get home.

I can’t believe I got this joke...

On the other hand, the Pens employ Phil Kessel, who looks like a member of the Shaler local of the Steamfitters Union.

Brown: And here are the “Lexus Keys to the Game.”

I deserve that.

I can’t think of a better way of explaining white people to aliens than this gif