If I’m shopping with my girlfriend, I find the best thing to do is to try to help her out. See, if I let her shop by herself, she’ll take an hour to find a pair of shoes and then not even get them. If I try to help, she’ll get so fed up with with me picking out terrible shoes for her that she’ll just give up and say…

Aaron Lewis is trying, sadly, to be the new Outlaw of alt-country right now.

I had met a girl when I was 22 years old and we instantly fell hard for each other. The only problem was she was moving to San Diego a week or two later. So she did the only rational thing: invited me to drive with her for 4-5 days and trek across the country, stay in one-star motels and goto shitty dive bars for…

Second date with my long time girlfriend in my then clapped out E30. The AC didn’t run, had a sneaky issue with the idle control valve, paint was just grey primer, the tint was bubbling, tires balder than your gramps head, yet for some reason she got in that car with me. Drove to a Chinese restaurant and then out to a…

Seriously? That gigantic bar looks terrible.

Honda has some of the worst OEM wheels lately, except for the accord sport wheels which are being stolen at record numbers.

all i fucking want from and infotainment system is a dock in the centre of my console that my phone can plug into and face me. don’t integrate the hvac controls into the damn thing and maybe leave a stupid little two knob am/fm radio for those rare occasions that i happen to leave my house without my phone (like once…

The best part of a car auction is the people watching. The dealers are a mostly a collection of greaseballs with cheap suits, or pleated pants and golf shirts with logos and bad smoking habits that circle the lot like jackals.

2nd. I read that as self driving bolts and at first was so excited that someone finally found a way for a bolt to thread itself into a nut. Too bad

It’s got that 1980s retro look, but carries no preconceptions or pop culture baggage because this car wasn’t in any shows, movies, or music videos (that I know of). If you want a cheap convertible just for the fun of a convertible that doesn’t take itself too seriously, this is it.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

Mazda is doing a fantastic job of making mainstream cars look expensive - the CX-9 looks FANCY and I can’t believe I’m saying that about a 3-row crossover

31's are plenty. That’s what I have on my Scout and I get over the speed bumps in Beverly Hills like NO problem.

The guy has never been well dressed. Money can’t buy taste, class, or style.

God save us from President Pence.

It’s not 35. The President must be 35 years old. This would be your candidate.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKERS

Such a good question.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.