I tried Mexican crema and never looked back. The only time I have Daisy is when I visit my Midwestern family. The texture and flavor of crema make industrial sour cream seem like Spackle in comparison.

I got some plastic squeeze bottles to lay down a nice bead of aioli and similar sauces. It just wasn’t worth the clean up and hassle of getting the sauce in the bottle. I’ll just make a disposable frosting bag out of a plastic bag next time.

Former valet here! Plenty of folks just use their entire car as a trash bin. Often women, worse and more foul smelling with kids.

Haha and don’t call a magazine a clip

For once the oil change guy will be telling the truth when he says the air filter needs to be changed.

I never understood the Monster energy drink stickers on cars (usually bro trucks). The driver really supports Monster so strongly over, say, Redbull or Rockstar?

I saw one a while back that said ‘We should’ve picked our own cotton.’ It was in Michigan.

What if it were a hot lady cop? I know that’s just not the way the world works, but I’d offer some lovin to get out of a ticket.

7 year old Hyundai with 20s-check

My woman would have those buttons on the driver’s seat caked in oatmeal and coffee.

And Randy Quaid playing the town sheriff.

He’s the ghost of the main character’s brother, the other cars are a bully gang of souped up cars.

We could have began and ended the comparison with two tone.

This looks like the one above with the guns after getting swole.

Truck Yeah actually started following my old handle. Man was I flattered. Then I lost the PW and started a new one and I’m stuck in the greys.

I’d also want it to not be my daily driver.

Why those wheels, though? They’re just too ugly. I know buyers of this trim level want snazzy chrome, but why don’t they just put a Chevy center cap on some giant Denali wheels rather than add tiny spokes to what was already a gaudy Silverado wheel? The chrome mountain decal is lame too.

That top one just needs Mick Dundee and a dead croc in the bed to reach peak Aussie.

The novelty of that folding wall behind the seats must have really appealed to people. I’m with you, though.

A wagon with a stick and a huge engine is the equivalent of the Most Interesting Man in the World.