Jesus, man. That “Don’t touch Grayson!” was clearly sarcastic. 

He was being sarcastic.

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Science question: What would happen if Markelle's mom married Lonzo's dad? 

Back during the tail-end of the Steroid Era (when it was all coming out what was happening), I was talking to an Old School Baseball Guy about it and hearing his perspective about the past (“those guys did it on beer and hotdogs and i guess some amphetamines but that’s OK!”). Like 5 minutes in he just casually (but in…

Well luckily he still has his Bad Santa residuals to fall back on.

Show us on the doll where the Sports Guy hurt you.

I get that you guys can’t stand Simmons (though I’ve never fully understood why it runs so deep around here), but the following doesn’t strike me as the ravings of a frothing lunatic:

Usually you wait to tackle a receiver until the ball is thrown to him, though. I believe that randomly running at and diving through a receiver’s knees is frowned upon when the ball is actually thrown to a completely different receiver.

Hhhhhwhat??? Get rid of Fenway? I have sat almost everywhere in that park and I am 6'3". No issues.

“You know who could always get them left field doors shut? Yaz.”

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

Miller should take the deal. But, have the condition that Peyton Manning has to publicly apologize for shilling Papa John’s shitty pizza while standing in front of a screen looping that gif of Eli looking super sad during the Super Bowl.

Padres Blow

And for all these years, I was sure it was Kiki Vandeweghe...