Roommate walked in while this video was playing and I was under blankets...I have no regrets.

Well, my fictional source's dad could beat up your fictional source's dad! So there!

Even worse? Even our world is made of pixels. Take a look at this photographic proof. It's been enhanced:

So you want people with speech impediments to starve?

Tell me about it!

Nintendo products looking like toys? I am shocked. Shocked I tell you!

Less obvious, but Gen V, dEINo, ZWEIlous, hyDREIgon. German for 1, 2, and 3. Deino and Hydreigon are brilliant names.

You're goddamn right, male Elsa, Johnny Bravo and Shaggy are WAY too sexualized. As a man, I'm offended as fuck.

A brief preview of President Obama's near future...on repeat.

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

He knows where that number comes from; he pulled it out of his ass.

That.

Ouch. Thanks for the callout. I know this wasn't my year, but I tried, dammit.

Amiiboception :|

This is true. Pretty sure I have a permanent callous on my hands from n64 days. Very excited for the next one. Nintendo has a lock on party games for me. Smash, mk8,nintendoland, smw3d, all fantastic games to play on the couch with friends.

To this day if I hear the words "bonus stars" I go into and uncontrollable rage and start breaking things.

Show me on this pie-chart where you touched her.

Wow, still with fur! So you can pet it while you eat it. :D