VW: Please hold a massive demolition derby in your massive ass parking lot. Auction off every car there to bidders for the chance to fuck up perfectly fine cars.

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I like big wings and I cannot lie

Damn shame McLaren just can’t do an LS Swap to solve it’s engine problems.

That’s why I quoted it during my best man speech at my buddy’s wedding.

What’s the difference between a Pastor and a Preacher??

The 3 drivers names? Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego

R33 LM is best GT-R

I know which one I want most

Best. Photo. Ever.

Good to know I am equally qualified to be to the FIFA council.

It takes some time to adjust to the different cars and driving styles that they require. Thankfully over the years and understanding that has made it easier, but it still takes a couple laps to understand the limits of each car.

Don’t forget C7.R

I think it has less to do with what is missing and more to do with what could be missing; in this case, cash income from red light fines.

Doesn’t Jensen live in Monaco? I imagine him strolling up to the paddock in his bathrobe and slippers like The Dude, clearly hungover, drinking coffee from a chipped and stained BAR mug.

From a theft perspective, I cannot think of a more asinine thing to do. Motorsport is a really tight knit community. Everyone knows everyone. That’s not to say there aren’t some shady team owners, but when someone says “shady team owner”, they’re not talking about “buy’s stolen parts” shady. I would be amazed if…

Jordan Taylor isn’t the hero we need. He’s the hero we want. This is the type of driver that keeps racing fun and exciting. He’s also on a 36 Hours of Florida champion team.

is this about car transporter issues, or about new drivers unfamiliar with how their high powered cars work?

THIS is why we’ll never have a WRC rally in the Seattle area...

(Particulary IndyCar since about 100 people show up to the TMS IndyCar race every year...)