Not sure. How many is a brazilian?

Where are all the Jezebel commenters? Shouldn't they be coming along by now to chastise Germany for perpetuating rape culture?

Have they considered working from home with Google?

Very appropriate sponsorship on Univision.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

The best way to make a small fortune in motorsports is to start with a large one.

I wonder which spectator won the $500.

I am at the race. Those are definitely Vipers.

Such a beautiful sight. I am suddenly all nostalgic from the memories of when I attended the early ALMS races in Portland and got to witness the ORECA Vipers race in person. *sniff sniff*

Just another example of why blending SRT into Dodge was a good idea. Yellow 'Vettes, red Vipers, 'Muricah!

Nice! Red Viper vs. yellow C7-R, it's about time!

The Jets had a similar problem 2 years ago, when they couldn't Trade Mark.

CONCACAF STRONG. USA, MEXICO, COSTA RICA. SOUTH AMERICA DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.

Better than Qatar

Excellent point. I'm 5'10", and I weigh 135. I should be able to check a refrigerator for free!

All this world cup excitement is getting out of control.

I swear this will be expanded into a movie. A lot of those jokes could easily be made into full scenes, plus there could be the obligatory cameo from a legendary NFL coach (I'm guessing either Ditka or Parcells, although Jim Harbaugh would be fantastic). It would be extremely cheap to make, and millions would go see…