Agreed. I think the best way to redeem the bit is if the playoff Jamboroos are all grandpa poop stories.

That’s so on-brand to hire a social media manager that can’t properly use to/too/two.

It is...but a weird ingredient for baba ganoush

Maybe I’m weird, but I liked the poop stories better than the grandpa stories...

“From Billy Joel to Train” sounds like Brett Kavanaugh’s post-rape hangover Spotify mix.

So dumb. +1

Why isn’t it called ‘Teenage Wasteland’?

There’s not been enough of a mention to the fact that Marchand tied up Eller before Eller could even get his gloves off. He basically skated up to him, bear hugged his hands and started punching him. It would have been a different thing entirely if he had just said something like ‘you want to go’, squared him up,…

Jumping a guy and punching him a bunch of times? Not a paddlin’

I saw it live last night and immediately texted my friend: “That’s not a fight. He fired three shots before Eller even realized he was in a fight. That’s a jumping.”

Note to self: Do *not* go swimming with this guy.

Look I dont like Wilson, he should be sitting a season if it were up to me, but Brad”Ratfuck”Marchand is the only person Wilson could head shot and i would say “Man look how open Ovi is at the top of the circle”.

I agree with you, but what country are you from where “shit of get out of the pool” is a saying?

This aspect of US sports really confuses me. America is so focused on ‘winning’ that draws are abhorred yet “running up the score” or “watching your home run” are considered anathema. Shit or get out of the pool.

Technically the NHL hasn’t allowed anyone to Whale since 1997.

Hopefully for kicking the shit out of Marchand for no reason.

Marchand? The guy who in 2012 skated past the Canucks bench miming hoisting the cup? The face licking guy? Now he’s Emily fucking post?

Plus, who knows how long until Marchand gets his first one of the season.

Tom Wilson’s suspension is up but he’ll probably just get another.

It's pretty ironic to have a Kiwi sing the Star Spangled Banner while decked out in full Uncle Sam regalia. Especially considering how Xenaphobic this country is.