If deadspin tumbled into complete anarchy who on staff would survive

My friend brad wants to know, “what’s in the box?”

Should I trust stevebartman03 on Twitter to be he real Steve Bartman?

Who would win in a fight with 1 grizzly bear vs 10 Vern Troyers. Half the verns have a scooter for the fight.

I love the picture of the digitally inserted picture of trump steaks and hot dogs on the table. Zoom in the picture and you can see the reflection of the hot dogs on the table. Not sure how since they are on top of a plate...