There’s gotta be some way to bring Spidey back for the sequel that’s already officially scheduled for a release after Avengers 4 on July 5, 2019. Expect some resurrection, my friend.

They are bought by people who dressed like that in high school, but couldn’t afford a Mustang. Now they are mid-30s with an office job Or something, but still wanna live the fantasy.

Ahhh, so THAT’S what the spork is for.

People who are rich in America almost never have large amounts of cash on hand. Their money doesn’t make them even more money if it’s liquid.

If your “superior lifestyle choice” is not going outside, then it will most definitely prevent you from getting the flu though.

That’s one of the worst things about anxiety. I have social anxiety (mostly due to bad social skills, so it’s slowly going away). People just say “oh man up and just talk to people”, but my body tells me “YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IF YOU TRY TO TALK TO THE PERSON AT THE COUNTER, RUN AWAY, HERE’S A SHOT OF ADRENALINE”. It’s…

Think more along the lines of “the drink tastes a little off” or “my glass is dirty”, but instead of asking to get it fixed, you go nuclear and demand to see the manager immediately.

Definitely not the sole reason, but it definitely helps.

“mids” don’t exist

There’s definitely a limit where driving is a bad idea, but getting to about a 2 or 3 (out of 10 on the highness scale) before sitting in heavy traffic takes away 100% of the stresses of traffic.

Driving drunk is 10x worse. Never equate the two. Driving stoned can and will lead to mistakes, but it’ll be something like sitting at a green light or maybe giving a low-speed bump to another car. Drunks think they are literally god and drive like manics 100% of the time.

I blow dope vape plumes, but never around people who aren’t consensually involved with me and my dope vape plumes. Hell, I don’t even like being seen blowing clouds in public. It’s embarrassing, but I gotta get my fix, man. :(

Most likely a public defender [John Oliver Public Defenders Segment].

More like black and red economics, amirite?

I’m so glad I started into hip-hop on Kendrick, Mick Jenkins, Joey Bada$$ and other “socially aware” rappers. Helps to understand exactly wtf is going on in these urban ghettos we have created, then I’m able to be more conscious with my behavior.

There’s a Vietnamese kid (he’s like 16 or 17) I know that says it ALL THE TIME. Like literally every other sentence has it in it. He thinks he’s the most hood mf’er to every live.

I wouldn’t say they are all necessarily racists, cos it’s a stupid song and they are idiot children. But they are all assuredly morons.

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This is the way to introduce people to autonomous cars and get them used to it - commercial transportation vehicles. The buses and cabs will probably be completely autonomous before the first consumer fully-autonomous car is released.

The airlines are in on the coverup though, so they won’t believe it if they see it from an airliner.