“So you’re mining stuff to craft with and crafting stuff to mine with?”

I desperately wish I could major in history, but I would like to actually get a job with my $40,000 slip of paper. :(

I feel like white people at least see them on the shelves next to the Swishers or the papers.

But that’s a Betamax!

That’s why some are good and some are bad. It all comes down to the people running the show.

I never got it either. Like that Reddit guy’s engagement could have totally turned into getting a date with a girl who has a reasonable level of interest in the show you like, just by not being an asshole about some minute fact and instead continuing the conversation.

Why? Are they trying to get more customers by killing people?

Plus they smoke tobacco like fucking Union Pacific freight trains over there.

That.... would actually be pretty fun. I’d be down for Call of Duty: Star Wars. Their games are very average FPSes, but adding a full suite of Star Wars things would make it awesome. We’d also get an actual, good singleplayer experience (which a lot of the CoDs have had, like Black Ops 1, CoD4, and MW2).

Could be worse. It coulda been 2K.

Have you seen what is happening to AAA games and their “optional” microtransactions? They’re ripping free-to-play systems and putting them in the games. Say goodbye to unlocking everything within a few months of playing. Shit’s gonna get real grindy now.

That’s because GTA Online is a $60 Free to Play game with a single player game included in the bundle. Like, that’s literally what GTAO’s economy is based on - games like Clash of Clans and Candy Crush. “Oh you don’t wanna grind for two weeks to buy the $1.6mm car? Here’s a microtransaction to speed up your progress!”

Because real guns can NEVER have dayglo orange stripes, right California legislators? That’s how it works? All those guns that people illegally bring in from Nevada?

And to be a complete and skill, this is probably where the 13 year old is going to start his criminal career which will end with him dead or in prison by 18...

Further crimes means more crimes. i.e. they didn’t use the gun to steal the car (because the keys were in the ignition). But they may have been planning to hold up a convenience store or something. Typically, criminals in these areas steal cars with an intended purpose, like for an escape vehicle (they were kids, but…

Wouldn’t surprise me. Horner may just be waiting for someone to ask the question.

Plot twist: its Volkswagen, and Red Bull is gonna start cheating.

Definitely don’t show this to Fox News.....

I’d say tone back the analogy one or two points. It’s more like putting one of these on the door every time you leave (it’s a little more reversible) -

Exactly. Most of us need something like a Prius. Great fuel savings, super reliable. But most of us want something fun instead.