This is fantastic. Please keep it going.

Weddings in general don’t make any sense. You pay as much as you’d spend on a new car to have a party with a bunch of people you barely even know for a day. It’s great for all the wedding florist, wedding caterers, wedding photographers, etc.

I mean, they’re finally married and they have... needs (that obviously can never happen before you are married under any circumstance because... Jesus, I guess?). Four hours is a little much, though.

But you’ll remember all those little details for at least a week after! Super important stuff!

I think it’s one of those things where you have to be into it to understand why people are into it. Personally, I think feet are kinda gross. They’re like fucked up hands, really.

That Conan remote is probably one of the best, if not *the* best, he’s ever done.

I mean, it’s a tiny cameo which ties it together with the movie that immediately follows. If a person didn’t expect them to deliver the Death Star plans to the person who has the Death Star plans in ANH...

But almost no one celebrates it! D:

I would have probably also gotten a Nintendo Classic as a gift for my NES-obsessed friend (who may have bought one anyways). But fuck Nintendo and their artificial scarcity. I won’t buy one even when they come to their senses and start actually shipping them to stores.

At least Curtis seems to be aware that being an art expert gives a high chance of sounding like a prick (when talking about art). 

I know this is a reshare, but the original link to SaabsUnited is dead.

Why don’t you, then? Seems like an easy way to make a ton of money selling new phones on eBay.

“Videos people want to share” is what social media is for. Youtube is an online television network, or something.

And Honey Boo Boo. And the all the dwarf family shows. And all the “WE
HAVE 800 KIDS” shows. And house swap shows. And Junkyard Wars. Trends are a thing whether it’s TV or Youtube.

True dat. I can only watch so many 5-15 minute videos in my free time. And I tend to watch select videos from my subscription box. I don’t watch every. single. video. that these guys put out. Some of these channels release 4+ 10 minute videos a day. That’s too much time to devote to one subject IMO.

You don’t need to give up completely, just passively keep your eyes open. Maybe you’ll meet someone.

Some people can genuinely have too high standards, but for looks mostly (you sound like you have very good standards for a person’s personality, though, don’t change them). I can say first hand that mine were WAYYYY too high for looks back in high school, but now I’m focused on whether we click on an emotional level,…

Being in good shape helps, especially because it gives you another avenue to meet people (the gym). I’ll definitely disagree with “trying harder”, because passively trying (as opposed to actively seeking) for a relationship is probably the best way to end up in one, in my observational and anecdotal experience.

Meh, it’ll happen one day. I’m 20 and still haven’t had and romantic anything until the past few weeks.

I mean, you really blame him? I doubt he expected Jelopicnic to pick up the story in the first place. May as well milk it.