Whew! Glad my wife didn’t choose the name Kay [Parker] for our first born. Damn, I’m showing my age.

I think it has to be. How can you compare an all-natural woman in her 30s from the 1970s, to a pneumatic 25 year old in the 1990s, to a girl you just found on the internet that was still in high school in 2014? That’s like comparing Bird to Shaq to Curry.