Gocha: $20 per save file.

Good for you, it plays great, just not like the original.

Nintendo should just cut out the middle man and let you guys serve the C&Ds.

I’m going to buy this and drive an hour up to my parents house and use their landline to make the long-distance phone call to Redmond Washington. They’re going to be pissed just like they were 25 years ago.

Sure it looks like a dramatic transformation, but you have to remember that the lighting’s very different, and it’s probably sucking in for the “after” shot.

I recommend taking off your mittens before typing next time, my Canadian friend.

Soooo...Mt St. Helens seems like it should be hot but is actually cold inside?

“And get off my fucking lawn you filthy kids”

Brown, to make it look like I paid for the gravy.

I always call my Halloween-themed mashed potatoes the Monster Mash Potatoes even though they are always the same regular mashed potatoes from KFC that I just empty into a tupperware bowl and mix in food coloring and my life is a fraud.

Thank god for retirement.

at first i was sure that it was a very glossy bill murray, until i realized its actually tom hanks with white paint on him.

You really came to a tech blog to preach about world issues?

He’s the hacker we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

I want that on my tombstone.

“See you later savages.”

Epic.

Here’s hoping it’ll be interrupted by the press conference we need and deserve...

You’re right. Hurricanes in the Caribbean are totally unprecedented.

Are you even taking notes of the presidential election this year?

He’s doing this on purpose. It’s a trollish performance art peice.