Canvas? More like Canv-ASS, amirite?

All the canvassing for the midterm elections really depleted our reserves. 

Seriously. I love that their initial bullshit excuse for this was some nonsense about supply “shortages”. Because canvas is such a rare commodity.....

He’s not Black.

Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

I don’t know. I don’t really feel like cooking, but I don’t want to eat out either. I really want a salad but I threw out all my fucking romaine.

KKorean marinated chicken thighs and roasted carrots and broccoli.

I have bacon, eggs, bell peppers, chorizo, pancake batter ingredients, and a hankering for breakfast foods. We’ll see what happens. 

Black bean burgers and roasted veggies, with a nice well earned cloudy IPA.

A settlement of irradiated children? I’ll mark it on your map.

“How dare they report stuff!”

anyone that wanted to know this already knows that, but ok reggie 

“Wow a new character with new moves?! F this! I’m getting the 2nd season pass for DBFZ so I can get 8 more gokus!”

My love for Piranha Plant increases proportionately to the tears of every person crying about Banjo and the rest of that Grinch leak.

cry more you big baby 

Speaking of that, we’re adding two new trophies as well – one for completing the game on Ultimate Difficulty, and the other for finishing a NG+ run!

“In the mid-2010's"? Can't we just say 2015, or three years ago, or whatever actual year you are referring to? Let's get out of the 2010's before we start talking about them as if they were two decades ago.