samuraislowjam
Samuraislowjam
samuraislowjam

Almost everyone has more money than time. Pouring hours into a game that you purchased, only to subsequently discover you don’t care for, is self-defeating in the extreme.  

To be complete they will have to add a function of procreating with your clone to create a child size version of yourself.

That sounds waaaaayyyy better than this mod

Selfcest... Enjoy yourself. 

If you want something done properly, you’ve got to do it yourself.

“Go fuck yourself”

So you think a possibly coked up Bobby Brown whips Kanye’s ass? My money’s on Bobby. Life’s been rough for him, but Kanye strikes me as being soft as a baby’s ass.

On the other hand, the God of War PS4 Pro bundle has some real tasteful art, in my opinion.

Imagine living a life where Bobby Brown thinks you’re a piece of shit, and he’s right. 

I’m glad my WW2 vet grandfather isn’t around to see a country where people say being anti-fascist is a bad thing.

My brain initially read the headline as “Twenty Five-year-olds Charged...” which seemed weird.

If you steal from the rich, your life is fucking over. If the rich steal from us, that’s just business baby.

Clark was found dead in his home a few months later”

You haven’t seen the Dark Souls subreddit. The PvP is the only thing keeping it alive. A loud vocal minority is still a minority.

Those damned homo frogs are the true enemy of my people. Turtle power!

One phone with unlimited data and a hotspot app would work lol

Not for sharing with Luigi, apparently.

*loads Pitbull playlist*

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say anyone who feels they need to play the “I’m more rich than you” card isn’t a really cool guy.