Not for sharing with Luigi, apparently.

*loads Pitbull playlist*

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say anyone who feels they need to play the “I’m more rich than you” card isn’t a really cool guy.

Listen. Let’s make one thing very, perfectly clear here. Lil Yachty cannot rap. He is rich, yes, but so are so many other con artists out there.

Steam holiday badges don’t have level limits, and when St4ck unseated PalmDesert, he did it mostly on the strength of a preposterous level-54,000 summer badge that he crafted after buying and trading his way to 7,000 trading card sets.

I cannot agree more. It was perfect on Vita, and it’s nice to see it on Switch. Actually, it is my experience with Salt & Sanctuary on Vita that has me waiting to pick up a Switch before playing Hollow Knight.

You may need to re word that, “haven’t had less than a positive experience” sounds like you’ve only ever had positive or better experiences, and judging by the expletive at the start I’m going to assume that isn’t the case

This reminded me of one of my favorite Overwatch animations:

It’s as if people are willing to pay for things if they’re priced reasonably and easily accessible!

“Such visitors are drawn to the website by the widespread availability of free, unauthorized copies of Nintendo’s video games and other highly valuable intellectual property.”

Tips on how to not smell at a con or in general:

Microsoft: are you sure you don’t want to make games on other consoles?

Late Night Eats. Seoul, South Korea. By Cory Balderas | Instagram

I’ll never forget my first time (winning a thread, not the other thing) 

Most disturbing part of that is the long legs.

Yeah, that air-cooled feeling you noticed is them taking your pants down to screw you.

…and I guess blowjobs with sperm swallowing are cannibalism.