Your comment about Jeff Goldblum reminded me of an aptly titled, little-seen movie that he starred in:

We tried extra hard to include the siblings, because you guys go through a lot too. I'm glad they were able to fill your brother's wish, and your family was given the chance to feel that way.

My brothers wish was to go to Disney world to see all his favorite Disney characters (he LOVED Disney). He was too sick to walk the park, so he got a wheelchair and we were able to go to the front of most of the rides with some special pass. In every picture of him he's smiling so big it looks like his face is gonna…

Aww, it's NEVER the merman.

As a 35-year-old woman who's lived all but 18 months of her life in California, I'm fascinated by his notion that being said to look like you're from California is some sort of amazing compliment. I also quite like the idea that a state that has 160,000-square miles (totally just Googled that) of land is populated by…

She is an asshole, an asshole and an asshole. Give them healthy treats if you want to send a good message. Kids can sense these things and will give them complexes later in life. I was a chunky little kid (and I mean slightly chunky, not obese by FAR) and I remember always being a "problem" to my mom and my dad even…

I'd totally name a kid Storm, in part because it sounds cool and also because Storm is my favorite female superhero, and my second favorite superhero overall. (sorry, but Nightcrawler gets first place!) I use Storm as my video game name and I had one guy asked if it was my real name and when I said no, he said it made…

I'll text my boyfriend and let him know that I've had a hard day, and by the time I've gotten home, he's already started cooking something wonderful that I can smell down the hall from our apartment and has a glass of wine waiting for me.

And I was just about to ask why the photo itself has such gorgeous design, lighting and typography, and the flyer from UC Irvine was unprofessionally designed with weirdo center-aligned text and clip art. #notesfromagraphicdesigner

Several years back, we got a rescue pup. Now rescue pup (RP) had a tendency to bark for attention, never sat still and was 100% fearless (no, seriously. He tried to make friends with a working lawnmower. Fucking fearless). Right around the time RP turned one, he still was fearless, barked for attention and had…

Uh, also I'm confused by the implication that you're having sex before you're talking about STD testing. That's wack, yo. Talk about STDs BEFORE you have sex.

We noticed the Twilight influence....but what about Emma? Rachel & Ross had their baby on Friends in 2002 and named her Emma. Low and behold, Emma makes her first appearance on the map! I love this....so fascinating! I could watch the gif at the top over and over and over (and probably will.)

I Love most BLR stuff but didn't find this one very funny.

"Men get a pass. Not women, the bitches."

Sometimes to get the image of Miley's dancing out of my brain I watch Salt n Pepa videos

Wasn't it good?
(Oh so good)
Wasn't he fine?
(Oh so fine)
Isn't it madness,
He can't be mine?

THIS IS WHAT I HATE

My daughter died a few years ago, and I heard a lot of the same thing. No one should ever utter the words "they're in a better place." to someone who lost someone they love. No, she's not, she's in an urn on our bookshelf. People say these things because it comforts them to offer words that make them feel better. I…