Ayup. Him and McConnell.

When I was a kid I usually walked away from Christmas with about $500 from one set of grandparents, who couldn’t get out much due to my grandma’s stroke and my uncles, who lived out of province. And one of my friends at the time had just bought an N64 and I thought Super Mario 64 was the *hottest shit*. Holy crap,…

I haven’t ugly-laughed at a Star Wars meme like this since “And your pal, Friendpatine”. Thank you.

Probably Xenogears. Just about anything by Yasunori Mitsuda is high on my list, but Xenogears, hot mess of a game though it was, has a lotta good tunes. I’m especially fond of Flight, Grahf and Id’s themes; Flight is big and heroic-sounding and plays I think for the first time when Maria finds her resolve and takes…

When Trump does die, they’re gonna have to pull some Genghis Khan-level shit and hide his burial site, because otherwise it will become the single most-pissed on, defaced, and vandalized grave in the world. People will be lining up to shit on that headstone.

If you choose the Black Eagles, then in the month leading up to the Holy Tomb battle (and thus, the timeskip), you have to talk to Edelgard in the Monastery during a free day. If you do, she’ll ask you to come to Enbarr, the Imperial capital with her, and you can choose to go with her or not. If you do, you’ll trigger…

I wouldn’t call Edelgard a fascist in Crimson Flower at least, since that’s the route where she’s at her best, but I do think it’d be fair to say she’s still an imperialist. But then again, that’s pretty par the course for FE protagonists and the same label could be levied at Dimitri and Claude as well. Even at its…

Your approach to recruiting is mine as well; in my first run I earmarked a few characters I wanted to always recruit and I focus on them. It ended up being, uhhh...Ingrid, Mercedes, Sylvain, Marianne, Lysithea and Lorenz. Ingrid naturally gravitates towards being a flying unit and since that’s an area the Black Eagles…

They're also "anti-government" yet now they're hiring themselves out as muscle for the President of the United States.

I saw a picture of Trump that someone had edited to show what he’d look like under all that orange goop he smears on himself based on the parts of his body that can’t tan (like his hand).

I liked when I discovered that catch and release fishing gained honor, and that four fish would recoup the losses of a single murder.

And inside of six months they’d forgotten why they were so mad in the first place and bought themselves new Keurigs.

I’m just amazed he didn’t say they loved him in “Holland”.

Still Three Houses. I finished my second Black Eagle run (aka the “I Know What I’m Doing Now” run and now I’ve started Golden Deer. I’m pretty “meh” on most of the Gleer cast, but Claude more than makes up for it; Joe Zieja was well-cast in the role. Once I finish Gleer, it’ll be onto Blue Lion, and then the Church of…

Doctor Zhivago and his heaving mustache. 

Aren’t there still two more of these packs to come? Ash might still be a thing.

I’d be surprised if the T2 biker leathers aren’t an alternate look since that’s the iconic T-800 look. Though at the same time it wouldn’t surprise me if they locked that particular set of skins to the season pass (like with Shang Tsung’s movie costume). I wouldn’t say no to a T1 Tech Noir shootout outfit, since that…

the troll accounts now have troll accounts

I like when he Terminator walks after her so he can politely warn her to be more careful with her seeing needle so as not to injure herself or others when she walks around with it. Then she faints standing up and after a moment’s bemusement, Hubert carries her back to her room.

I had some old fuck at work today argue with me over five cents change. He got so pissed that he thought I was stiffing him (I was not), eventually he just snapped “I don’t care what your till says! The customer is always right!” which is the stock phrase for assholes who wish to justify being an asshole.