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A fake Ferrari? Whatever do you mean?

As a strong opponent to the censorship of music, this shit is amazing.

Is it time to dance?

“We want people with an intolerance for hype and bullshit.“

I want these guys to cover esports

Here’s a sample of my Rocket League coverage:

16 “fantastic” years may be a little much. He had a very good career, but he’s not a hall of famer. Odell Beckham, in his first three seasons, already has matched Steve Smith’s best three. Steve Smith had three elite seasons and then a bunch of Eric Deckers. For comparison’s sake, Roddy White arguably had a better

That is probably the greatest use of slo-mo I’ve ever seen in a sports replay.

Fwiw, I don’t THINK this toolbox is actually a cop. That wallet thing he’s holding is commonly given out to cops’ family members and contains a miniature version of the cop’s shield.

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”

As a former dealership salesman, this is exactly how we talk about people. We see a lot of jackasses that we have to be nice to so we blow-off steam when we can

Why not is a much better question

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