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SamuraiJake
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Yikes! Finger nails say a lot about a persons inner self, and hers speak of pale horses and death. And hell follows with her.

I want this to stay at the top. Despite having nothing to add, here I am.

Think you missed the sarcasm there.

A fake Ferrari? Whatever do you mean?

As a strong opponent to the censorship of music, this shit is amazing.

Is it time to dance?

“We want people with an intolerance for hype and bullshit.“

I want these guys to cover esports

Here’s a sample of my Rocket League coverage:

16 “fantastic” years may be a little much. He had a very good career, but he’s not a hall of famer. Odell Beckham, in his first three seasons, already has matched Steve Smith’s best three. Steve Smith had three elite seasons and then a bunch of Eric Deckers. For comparison’s sake, Roddy White arguably had a better

That is probably the greatest use of slo-mo I’ve ever seen in a sports replay.

Fwiw, I don’t THINK this toolbox is actually a cop. That wallet thing he’s holding is commonly given out to cops’ family members and contains a miniature version of the cop’s shield.

The profound contrast between my want for this and my need for it is bumming me out.

Now you can finally see if that girl on the other side of the bar is really hot, or if it’s just the alcohol.