Mutant League Football!?

As soon as I saw the ads with the family bathing in sewage, I knew this movie would be shit.

Strapped down dildo sex makes people happy?

When I first saw the trailer I thought this looked like a great idea, but was immediately disappointed when Sandler popped up. This guy needs to retire.

Just a heads up, you are referring to the Chinese people in this article by their given names instead of their surnames.

You have Uber, you are very rich, you have an Entourage, you have options. I hope they give him some jail time.

I’m actually going to agree. I’m sure she gets millions of dudes trying to chat with her. But she does use phrases like “dick game is A1”, which is obviously terrible. Plus, the guy didn’t really seem rude. I’m not really sure why we’d make anyone the hero of this story though.

Wha??! What is this?

Suddenly weirded out by the thought of 2020 only being an NBA contract away.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who’s afraid of big bad vax?

Jay Smooth has one of the best responses to Rachel Dolezal that I have seen. Worth a watch:

VI > VII.

Very disappointed that “being hit by a car” has not been nominated by anyone yet. I feel like the Russians would be very good at this though.

It seems like world records are basically broken in every other race. I guess horses don’t have those psychological barriers like you mentioned with Bannister’s feat.

The Sepp Blatter HBO movie is going to be great. Who plays him though? I’m thinking Anthony Hopkins, channeling Hannibal Lecter.

What is up with this alcohol free stuff. If it doesn’t sting your mouth, it ain’t doing the trick!

What is up with this alcohol free stuff. If it doesn’t sting your mouth, it ain’t doing the trick!

Welcome to 1960s Hollywood!

Should it not be, Emma Stone played a 1/2 Asian character : cool.

We need our io9’ers to call you out for being a dumb. Man, “SyFi” has dropped so so low...

Rich old white men are a plague.