Sometimes sports fans are the nerdiest people in fandom.

What’s up with assholes pushing women’s heads towards their crotches? Has this ever resulted in an expected blow job in the history of blow jobs?

Wow! A felony. That's steep...

What's the legality of this? Is it illegal to remove your vehicle from a tow truck?

Probably a good thing. The ESPN site has always been a jumble of hot garbage.

Are we sure this isn’t a transcript from First Take?

Wait, why did he call it a “trifecta”? Did he do a Space Jam dunk from outside the 3 point line?

Truth

This deserves a Rank article. Oklahoma's Sanders is up there.

Jimmy Fallon is just a likable guy. No late show host like him.

Could they simply expand the league by 2 teams? The teams that they want to move are still relatively big money makers. Is there no appetite for expansion?

That's what happens to the university when you let all the gays get married!

This seems like the new line from the guys from that era. Barkley said the exact same thing on Simmons' podcast a few days ago. It's hard not to brush this off as crotchety old guys romanticizing their era. The talent pool is much larger today with the game being truly global. Plus, the conditioning is much better…

So Va Tech offered him a scholarship and he still went to Davidson?

He goes pretty in-depth in the book. I don't remember the answer for that, but the idea is getting more granularity in the data in general and trying to move away from the archaic/ racist "colors" that have been around for basically hundreds of years.

The Census admits that the race/ ethnicity question is a mess, but there isn't a quick radical change. The former director put forth an idea to move towards national origin over the next 50+ years through incremental steps.

Earthbound! Yes!

Because instead of cherry picking a thousands of years old book for the way we act/ think, we can simply use reality. We don't need to do mental gymnastics to somehow separate a person from the way they are/ what they do (i.e., fuck that guy).

The low-level bureaucrats that enforced this needless rule are scumbags.

This guy is a joke for the league. How in the hell did Stern ever let him become this cartoonish? Hopefully, Silver can force him into retirement or something.