You’re right. I just don’t see how this will work with that very realistic high resolution cardboard.

If it’s like the Eminem song, shouldn’t we actually get two shots at this? One where we fail miserably and throw up spaghetti on our sweaters, and one where we actually get the bacon? (How a song that says you only get one shot while explicitly mentioning the failed shot won an Oscar is beyond me.)

Do people really hate this stuff that much? Kids have fun doing silly popular dances like they always have, I think it's fun to see. 

This has become a regular part of our summer meals. We grow basil and tomatoes. Makes a quick easy delicious dinner. Some minced garlic, good olive oil, (optional balsamic), salt/pepper, chopped basil, sliced/diced tomatoes.

“common complaints are that KFC is too expensive, too greasy and not crispy”

Eh, I prefer minimalism when it comes to controller designs. Putting pictures on a controller usually looks really gaudy. This is perfect for me. The Smash logo and white grips make it look really classy to me.

I think Jason/Kirk/Maddy’s comments on last week’s Splitscreen touched on this pretty well. They had a lot to say, but one of the things that stuck with me is that it is just such a taboo thing that nobody ever even thinks to look for it. Like, of course it caught them off guard because why would anybody ever…

Mario can’t die.

Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits! They are the absolute best, and it’s soooo depressing when you come across a bad whataburger franchise that doesn’t prep them right.

I highly recommend the “melts” at whataburger (patty melt, monterrey melt, whatever), but their basic burgers are just okay to me.

Sorry, the answer we were looking for was combo Beef and Sausage, that’s beef and sausage.

I was always team dog as a kid. I appreciate a good burger, now, but a crappy hotdog is still a hotdog. A crappy burger is an abomination.

Masturbation is healthy and natural, and there’s no reason to punish yourself with Domino’s afterwards.

Sadly the hardware capable of even passably syncing Bethesda character speech with lip movement has not yet been bequeathed to us by an advance alien civilization.

Trico doesn’t poop, fortunately. The plastic bag you’d have to carry about would be massive.

Trying this near an American college campus would leave a business in shambles by the end of the day.

If it comes with UPlay DRM, then free is too steep a price for me.

Hello Gawker my old friend.

This might be the first time I’ve liked both sides of an argument equally.

Sure, but now that we’re all old and have bad backs, it’s a lot harder to sit on the floor 5 feet away from our TVs.