This has all the possibilities of a WWE-style story line. How long before one of the Chargers or Raiders goes Pearl Harbor on the other and teams up with the Rams?

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

Hey for once, he's dragging something down besides his team.

How about we start with you explaining why it IS a big deal. Baseball is just a fucking game. Steroids are (mostly) harmless scary, scary drugs. Dingers are fun to watch. Certainly better than watching everyone in baseball except Cabrera hit .260 with 18 HR.

Well, just finished reading the last account. If anyone needs me, I'll be under my desk in a fetal position for the rest of the day.

Oh. My. God. That last one just broke my heart.

The Arizona Wildcats baseball program has a catcher named Handsome Monica. That is all. [Arizona Wildcats]

As an Eagles fan who just watched the Patriots overcome the Seahawks to win a 4th Super Bowl, I'd just wish the Eagles cheated a lot more. They can hire Mariota's mother to be the QB coach for all I care. Commit pass interference every play. Violate the salary cap. Please.

Hand off? What's that? - Pete Carroll

I thought it was the collective ankles breaking of everyone jumping off the bandwagon.

If Peter really wanted to get on Sharper's good side, he'd have numbered his tweets starting at 10, then counted backward slowly.

An artist's depiction of Lily's editor hanging out in this comments section

Whatever you do, don't go on Facebook, especially if you have a-hole friends like me in Southern California posting things like "Wow, I wouldn't want to be in the northeast right. It's 75 and sunny here!" along with a picture from the golf course.

I live in Houston so not much chance of a blizzard but my hurricane survival kit consists of:
Shiner Bock (two cases)

Chili!?! The first thing to go in a blizzard-fortress is the essentials; in this example lets call that toilet paper/ wipes/ have fun in the shower.

The video of the guy on the ladder was just agonizing to watch. You absolutely knew it would end badly. Do you think the plan was "Climb down the ladder real fast when it starts to fall"?

Freshman year of college, I joined one of my student organizations on a woodcut, where I found that me and chainsaws apparently don't get along. (Fortunately, not in an "oh god, I have to go the ER now" way.) Chainsaws others had been using just fine, I'd manage to get started on the ground, I'd pick them up, and…

In college, I spent my summers working at a mom and pop hardware store and small-engine repair shop. For three years, I sharpened chainsaw blades, sold new and used Husqvarna and Stihl chainsaws and accessories, and could tell you everything about owning, operating and maintaining the things, but I'm still scared as…