Saltwater fishing is an absolute delight, especially if you’re on a charter where you can pay a professional to do all the work for you while you drink their beer. A steal at twice the price.

Googling with the hook already in your hand is disheartening on many levels.

This made me knees hurt.

Under no circumstance should you listen to this man.

I wear two shirts and run the cord between them. I also need over-ear headphones because i will sweat earbuds out. It's horrifying.

This is incredible.

I don't see Tom Brady's life suffering from a lack of social media presence.

Character is what you show when no one is looking.

I went back to my childhood Discovery Zone as a twenty-year old because I was working on a boat and needed to pass a drug test. Worlds collide.

I was once at a strip club for a bachelor party, and one member of my party clearly did not want to be there. He was getting increasingly frustrated with the strippers who kept coming up to talk to him, and after a while he asked me, "How did you get them to leave you alone?"

You know who the phoniest people on the planet are? Athletes who close their eyes during the Anthem. You're not fooling anyone, fella. You think that you're gonna get extra brownie points from America just because you deliberately closed your eyes and visibly muttered along with the lyrics so that people will think…

This is the best Deadspin Video ever.

This was the Citizens United of snack bracket decisions.

He was only down for a minute, man.

Can I!

Can we be best friends?

Every day can be a snow day if you believe hard enough.

I cannot fathom that there was a plan.

Never let your tips touch.