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The sign made it a respectable 15 minutes before a morbidly obese naked woman was powerbombed through it.

Thinking that Trump is a incoherent blowhard isn’t political, he could be running as an Independent or Dem and people still would believe that. No, this is an article about an overvalued, weirdly colored relic of the 80's and the car he is selling.

Trump’s existence disproves God’s existence.

Trump used to own it? No wonder it’s so blue.

It came from the future present past!

Way to embarrass yourself fucking nerd.

Bimmerang

Saab 900 Classic. It has one of the most unique and iconic silhouettes in automotive history. I love everything about its unique, unconventional styling.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

Clearly ready for anything with that gladiator gear.

She blamed Teslas Autopilot

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It’s those deceptive ferrari lines! They’re so smooth. So seductive. You just want to rub your benz on them.

And Iran

The Tesla was on Asian Driver Autopilot mode.

not useless

Cool opinion. Thanks for sharing. I see that you’ve got those cool out-of-the-norm viewpoints. Let me know what you think is funny, so that I can go shit all over it too.

Watch the John Waters classic "Pink Flamingos." They basically talk like the Egg Lady and Crackers.

There are fewer cars more worthy of Jalopnik. At this little automobile’s core lies the heart and soul of what creates a motoring enthusiast. It isn’t obvious and it isn’t loud, but it’s there.

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this: