If you haven’t noticed yet, the site is dying. It’s been bleeding writers since forever, and the community has been shifting to bigotry more and more in recent years.

That guy was amazing.

Mitch and NoHo Hank spinoff is absolutely the move

Ah. So the Bugatti drive was the quintessential “going out with a bang.”

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

I doubt you or Rife can reply to this, and I’m kinda doubtful you’ll even see it, but thanks for the years of writing for this site, edifying and entertaining a bunch of wannabe smartasses. I wish you and your colleagues the best on your future endeavors.

Think of how much closer fascism got in the time it took you to comment. Maybe fascism is your fault.

While Garfield just kind of stands to the side, nodding approvingly.

Kevin Fiege isn’t gonna fuck you bro.

Almost like it’s relevant or something...

I want Holland and Maguire to do the upside down kiss with each other! 

Far as I’m concerned the 1606 Globe Theatre performance of “Macbeth” is the definitive version and anything else is a superfluous waste of time.

McKay comes off as the asshole across the board in this one. Sure, it was his right not to cast Ferrell as Jerry Buss. I even think that was the right call, given the total lack of physical resemblance between the two. But yikes McKay shit the bed from there on out.

“...and I reminded him of some slights that were thrown my way that were never apologized for.”

Well, now we know who the asshole actually was

Disdain.

Show the court on the teddy bear where Jalopnik hurt you.

What exactly is pseudoscientific about giants battling reptilians in an epic battle that sunk a continent beneath the waves millennia ago? I don’t know about you, but information like that is EXACTLY what we need! 

I find claims of lizard people to be rather Icke.

It doesn’t take a crystal ball to see where things go from here — just a passing look at what happened a decade ago.

Okay, but why would I do that?