If you are willing to pay the TOLL, you can even bring a TOUR BUS full of turists to go around too.

I believe I heard him ask for information on Lewis’ fuel, which is not allowed, while information on your own fuel is allowed.

Exactly, how often do we park carriers at kilo pier? All the damn time, and they weigh nearly 50 percent more and are 200 feet longer. Never even came close the Arizona when we docked there on Kitty Hawk for RIMPAC 08, and I was on the fantail both times. Hundreds of feet away still at CPA; heads will and should roll…

...damn it I just realized Mad Max has basically made all extreme improper off-road conversions “unoriginal.”

SCG 003

I was MOS 6116, V-22 Osprey Flightline Mechanic. I was also an Aerial Observer/Gunner. Had 800 flight hours on Ospreys over six years with USMC.

There is one other kind of person who still buys the Grand Caravan! The fleet manager at Avis.

This one time, a customer came in and we worked out a fair deal. Sold the car, and didn’t even try to upsell them on a warranty or rust prevention!

Man she must really hate to drive if an hour long drive caused “incontinence”

“The entire experience is very much like driving the Ferrari, except nobody hates you”

I'd still prefer something a little more 'functional'

An unregistered, salvage titled V10 Audi would be ideal if I were planning to hire a team of ex-CIA and military operatives to steal a mysterious and heavily-guarded case while navigating a maze of shifting loyalties and alliances and notable car chases through the streets and tunnels of Paris and Nice.

Damn, April Fool’s. GM got me!

People don't seem to understand that she doesn't make laws as she is DC's representative and can't vote.

Team Detroit is the art studio that produces all of Ford's art assets. Just letting yall know :)

I worked in a Walmart Tire and Lube Express for 2 1/2 months one summer.

I used to work as a service writer at a shop owned by a department store that you mainly see out in front of malls. Had a woman in her early forties come in complaining of a severe vibration and clunking coming from the front of her car. During the walk around I noticed that her driver's side front wheel was a…

Whale penis or GTFO.

Torch...class act move to show appreciation...I am glad your Beetle was returned (and read of saga originally intently)...and am glad that you are doing a solid for SF.