Haha yes.

Then go with the rocket option, stages.

That’s not how you make the monies.  Take somebody’s content, then write a blog post about said content, then embed their content in your content, clicks within clicks, interlinked.

Hillary Clinton has been leaving a trail of bodies in her wake for decades, so running over something similar in size to a small child wouldn’t be exactly newsworthy 

Consider this: When designing this truck, the engineers were probably constrained into using the stock, unmodified frame of the mass production truck, or a slight variation thereof.

I feel this article is lacking a bit of detail about this thing. I’d love to know specific powertrain modifications and more importantly the suspension differences that we can see a sneak peak of in a few of those pictures.

Interesting how you equate conservative beliefs with being self-centered. Maybe, just maybe, the saying “with age comes wisdom” has some validity to it that is greatly discounted by the youths because they haven’t been there, done that.

Thing is, people become conservative as they age. Things that used to matter to them as college students (ex: social justice) become irrelevant as soon as they start paying taxes and need to afford rent, student loans, food, weed, Starbucks, Jeff Goldblum shower curtains, etc.

It must be comforting to have a group of bad people to blame every problem on. My Dad spent a few years in Europe when Germany found a scapegoat group to blame for their problems.

If we’re planning on the Xoomers to save the world, we might as well start the apocalypse now

Ugh, I get so tired of the “safe for children” stuff.

thats cause no Torch or Tracy making suggestions. The VW here is definitely the right call. 

...wants to know who to send the tax bill to.

Ugh, I get so tired of the “safe for children” stuff. I get that it’s a selling point and all that, but safe driving habits will go further toward keeping you safe than driving around in a tank carelessly. Stay off your phone, keeps your eyes up and scanning your surroundings, and stay engaged while driving. That…

Is the staff of jalopnik tied up somewhere while somebody else pretends to be them? I think this is the first time I remember one of these going down with all suggestions actually kind of making sense. There was no “buy this half finished pro mod car and put an extra set of seats in it. A roll came means it safe,…

But then it’d be just another WRX STI hotted up with aftermarket stuff, and they certainly wouldn’t be able to charge $64k for that.

Thanks to all of these regulatory bodies, regulations, and red tape, we can all sleep better at night (being sarcastic). Ironic that Subaru has so many problems selling the STI S209, but Ford could sell the Pinto (explosion upon contact) without any problem (okay, eventually some problems).

My biggest complaint is the name, and I think they should have kept it with the Mach-E and even then it is not even that big

Side note: an M3 is a BMW.  Your Model 3 is not an M3.

Still think calling it the Thunderbird would’ve been cooler