This joke is old and not funny. You are at the point where everyone uncomfortable laughs to be polite.

A $100,000!?

Fire!? Woah woah, he didnt get an Italian exotic here. This is and English car, with all of that frozen water in the trunk it should have plenty of weight on the rear tires.

Soo bringing home the dog, is like bringing home BBQ to them?

It’s Austin. They are terrified of inanimate objects that make loud noises.

Since it’s California, they’ll probably prosecute him for putting his hands up to protect his face, rather than waiting for law enforcement to arrive.

I do, it's delicious. Best fake meat I've ever tasted.

But...but...commenters on Gawker told me that private corporations were evil and would do nothing positive without government regulation!

These clowns responsible for the uglification of imported automobiles sold in the US?

* - Drinking does not constitute “one or two drinks with dinner” which will not bring you above a .05 unless you’re a small framed woman, or drinking heavily poured mixed drinks.

It’s a cash grab.

This is crap. All we are doing is increasing the amount of DUIs. people between 0.05 and 0.1 arent the issue. It’s the idiots who are 0.25. There needs to be much harsher penalties for the people who are clearly well over the limit, like .2 = never drive again.

It’s so damn ugly, though.

$100k toyota with less torque than a mustang gt?

No sane person is actually driving 650 miles on a road trip without stopping, at the very least, to pee, unless they’ve got a patented Torchinsky urination system. But, like I said, no sane person.

The design is gorgeous. They fixed the mustache, which was the only visual detail that needed fixing.

“strawman”

Libertarian?

Grammar Nazis pick at things like "that" instead of "which." "Could of" is functional illiteracy.